1. Airport official: Oh, madam, where are you going?
Mrs. Stone: Passport Control.
Airport official: That way, madam.
Mrs. Stone: Oh, which one do I go through?
Airport official: That one — the second one on the left is for
Foreign passports.
(A few minutes later)
Immigration officer: Your passport, please. Thank you. Have you got
a visa?
Mrs. Stone: A visa? Do I need a visa?
Immigration officer: How long will you be staying in Warsaw?
Mrs. Stone: Oh, I'll only be staying three weeks.
Immigration officer: No, you don't need one then.
Mrs. Stone: Well, why did you ask?
Immigration officer: It's my job (He stamps her passport). There you
are madam.
Mrs. Stone: Where do I collect my luggage?
Immigration officer: I don't know, madam. It's not my job.
2.John: Hallo, Pete! I'm sorry I'm late. When did you arrive?
Pete: Hi, John. I got here at 7.30. We were half an hour early.
John: Did you get your suit-cases?
Pete: No, I didn't pick them up. They are in the baggage-room.
John: I got your telegram yesterday. Did you have a jolly trip?
Pete: Well, it was a great fun, but in the end I got home-sick.
John: That's why they say: East or West — home is best.