On Friday evening, April 13, at five o'clock, Miss Chlorinc Halidc became the bride of Mr. Sodium Alkali in a double beaker ccrcmony at the Little Church of Mother Nature. Rev. Elcctro Valcncc performed the ccrcmony.
The bride was given in marriage by her uncle, Mr. Argon Inert, one of the community's most prominent bachelors. The bride's eldest sister Miss Iodine Halidc, was her maid of honour. Misses Bromine and Fluorine Halidc were bridesmaids; little Master Eka-Cacsium was the ring bearer.
Mr. Alkali chose his best man his brother, Mr. Potassium Alkali. Mcsscrs Lithium, Rubidium, and Caesium Alkali were ushers. The bride was never lovelier than in her wedding gown of white cellulose acctatc which blended perfectly well with her blond beauty. The maid of honour wore a stccl-bluc-grcy gown of viscose. The bridesmaids were gowned in reddish-brown and yellow, respectively.
Following the ccrcmony, a reception was held at the Electrolytic Tea Room for the immediate family. Brine and carbohydrates were served.
The former Miss Chlorinc Halidc is a graduate of Anode High School and Electronic College, where she was a member of the Beta Ray Society.
Al present, she is connected with Valence's Mill where she is head bleaching agent.
Mr. Sodium Alkali is a graduate of Cathode High School and Cation Collcgc, where he was active in athletics, particularly swimming. Mr. Alkali has travelled extensively on land, sea, and in the air. During the war he had the honour of serving his country in the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, and Air Corps. In civilian life the groom holds a prominent position with the Elcctrochcmical Metallic Company.
After the reception the couplc left for the Great Salt Lake Region of the United States where they will make their home among their many friends.