1. Father was explaining to his little son the fundamentals of astronomy.
"That's a comet."
"A what?"
"A comet. You know what a comet is?" "No."
"Don't you know what they call a star with a tail?"
"Sure — Mickey Mouse."
2. "Pa, what branches did you take when you went to school?"
"I never went to high school, son, but when I attended the little log school-house they used mostly hickory and beech and willow."
3. What has eyes yet never sees? (Potato)
4. H e (in telephone booth)'. I want a box for two.
Voice (at the other end): Sorry, but we don't have boxes for two.
He: But aren't you the box office of the theatre? Voice: No, we are the undertakers.