Hostess Bradley: Alice! Perhaps that passenger is a hijacker!
Hostess Allen: Which passenger, Anne? That sad man with the camera? He's wearing black slacks and a jacket.
Hostess Bradley: No. That fat lady with the big black handbag in her left hand.
Hostess Allen: Is she standing next to the lavatory?
Hostess Bradley: Yes. She's travelling to Amsterdam.
Hostess Allen: You're mad, Anne, I don't understand.
Hostess Bradley: You see, when she went into the lavatory she didn't have that handbag in her hand, and now she's...
Fat lady: {clapping her hands) EVERYBODY STAND! I'm a hijacker. And in this handbag I have a...
Handbag: BANG!