Eggs from the Greek Grocer

Gladys: Gran, I'm hungry. Can we go home?

Granny: Grumbling again, Gladys! A great big girl like you. Now take my grey bag and go and get some eggs from the grocer, there's a good girl.

Gladys: But Gran...

Granny: I'm going to send a telegram to your grandfather. Oh, give me my glasses before you go. In the green and gold grosgrain case.

Gladys: But Granny...

Granny: Don't giggle, girl, I'm beginning to get angry. Go and get the eggs.

Gladys: But Gran, it's no good my going to the grocer. He's gone away. He goes back to Greece every August, He is Greek.

Granny: Gone to Greece? How disgraceful!