PROGRAMMERS

Ten young programmers began to work online,

One didn’t pay for Internet, and then there were nine.

Nine young programmers used copies that they made,

But one was caught by FBI, and then there were eight.

Eight young programmers discussed about heaven,

One said: “It’s Windows 95!”, and then there were seven.

Seven young programmers found bugs they want to fix,

But one was fixed by the bug, and then there were six.

Six young programmers were testing the hard drive,

One got the string “Format complete”, and then there were five.

Five young programmers were running the FrontDoor,

The BBS of one was hacked, and then there were four.

Fouryoung programmers worked using only C,

One said some good about Pascal, and then there were three.

Three young programmers didn’t know what to do,

One tried to call the on-line help, and then there were two.

Twoyoung programmers were testing what they’ve done,

One got a virus in his brain, and then there was one.

One young programmer was as mighty as a hero,

But tried to speak with user, and then there was zero.

Boss cried: “Oh, where is the program we must have?!”

And fired one programmer, and then there wereFF.